(By the way, Mom, some of these shoes are ready to be put out to pasture. You've done all you can for them and it's time to let them go. It would be the shoe-mane thing to do.)
I tried staring the monster vac down; one of my most intimidating moves. But, he did not blink! I've never seen anything like it.
I even executed my best wrestling move, the Flying Angel. I pounced right toward him. Nothing!! What kind of creature is this?!My very best moves seemed ineffective. Only one thing left to do... take evasive action!
...and do the 'nana nana boo boo' chant. Finally! It was all too much for him, and he retreated to his closet. Hah! I don't think he'll be bothering us again.
What a fun post to read!
ReplyDelete"It would be the shoe-mane thing to do." How creative you are!
Have a great day.
Good for you!!! I usually go under the bed to provide much needed protection for the dust bunnies!
ReplyDeleteThey are so scary!!!
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